The statue of Teddy Roosevelt that has stood in front to the Museum of Natural History for
decades is finally, at last, being carted away. All those delicate denizens of the Upper-West-Side can untwist their knickers. That source of palpitations will be removed. The universe will have taken more steps towards the sort of unanimity and historical vacuousness the Taliban embraces and its American crybullies emulate. Rejoice!